Hi there, I’m Marc, the handsome, hairy bastard you see above, and this is my blog. This site is a place for me to practice writing so that one day I can land a book deal and sell my soul to Hollywood. We’ll see how it goes but mostly I’ll be writing about science fiction, TV and movies, technology, and things that involve bum sex (nothing NSFW you fucking pervert!).
A little about me:
- I’m 30
- I’m grew up in the US but now live in the UK – I’ve got both passports so I’m basically an international celebrity
- I’ve lived in Maryland, Washington, DC, Virginia, London, New York, Texas, and, currently, Baldock
Things I love:
- Cheese in all its glorious forms
- Science fiction and fantasy novels, particularly ones that are thick enough to be used as weapons or house-building materials
- Comic books… sorry, “graphic novels”
- Sassy, fat, black women (I know, I know, I’m a horrible stereotyping racist for saying that but, c’mon, NELL CARTER!!!)
- Slutty sitcom characters (see: Blanche Deveraux, Mona from Who’s the Boss, and 227′s Sandra Clark… but NOT Samantha from Sex and the City. All she ever did was get her tits out and make bad puns)
- Bad puns
- Stella Artois
- Learning about how things work – one of the many traits that make me wonder if I’ve got a mild case of Asperger’s
- Television, my sweet friend, lover, and protector