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01 Dec

A Post About Justin Timberlake’s Hair


Justin Timberlake is growing his hair out for his new movie or TV show or whatever? Huh. Interesting choice.  Apparently he has completely blacked out his ‘N Sync days.  Allow me to dig through my old issues of Tiger Beat and remind him of how this is going to end.

Best case:

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Worst case:

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As someone who made a Justin Timberlake collage for his BFF in high school I think I can safely speak for all of us when I say it is a lose/lose situation.

What say you dear reader?


21 Aug

Michael Jackson was a chubby chaser


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“Allegedly”

Some “heavy set” mo is claiming that he had a romantic affair with Michael Jackson. It seems that Michael was into clingy guys because although the affair was short-lived the gentleman says he has lost his soul-mate. The best part is that this guy worked at Michael’s dermatologist office, the same place he met his ex-wife and the alleged sperm donor of his kids! Only in L.A. can you go in for a laser peel and come out with a wife, a baby daddy, and a side ho.