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My Cago’s car goes Chicago every weekend to pick up some cargo.”

-Frankie’s Gun by The Felice Brothers

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“Is it the look in your eyes, or is it these dancing Jews this dancing juice?”

-Bruno Mars, singing about booze, and not a bunch of hasids doing the hora to Hava Nagila

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“You give me corn puffs and hot tea quick pulse and hot feet.”

-Timberland in Aaliyah’s Are You That Somebody?, explaining that his lady friend gets him excited, and not that she is a good hostess.

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